All I do is reblog pictures of hot guys.
and watch Blues Clues and Fresh Beat Band.
What is my life.
The Bee movie insulting John Travolta
- Vanessa: I can't do this! I can't fly a plane!
- Barry the Bee: Yes you can! isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Vanessa: Yeah, so?
- Barry the Bee: Well, then, How hard could it be!?!?
omg morgan freeman my man
Never
in my life have I wanted a vacation to be over so badly.
Haven’t gone to the beach yet.
Haven’t had a full day of just relaxing at the pool.
Can’t enjoy peace and quiet in the house because my 1 and a half year old nephew is PSYCHO and cries about EVERYTHING and will not stop and when I say cry I mean like scream bloody murder like someone is burning him alive.
nothing to do in the town
can’t take the car anywhere
THIS IS NOT VACATION I’D BE HAVING A BETTER TIME AT HOME AT LEAST I COULD ESCAPE THEM!!
oh hey.
Every time
this dude texts me I cringe
not because I like hate him or anything
just because I know it’s him texting me
and I wish it was you.
but you’re an ass and don’t give a fuck about me.
the end.
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